i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
why is half of my head shaved?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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