So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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