I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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