How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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