I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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