I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Why is there bacon in the couch?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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