I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
40s are totally the cure
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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