yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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