Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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