i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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