she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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