Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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