he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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