i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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