We're facebook friends in real life
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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