It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Randomize
