Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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