I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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