But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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