once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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