he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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