idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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