is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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