but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize