Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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