Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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