I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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