My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Actions speak louder than pants.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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