Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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