How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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