Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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