I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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