Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize
