Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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