Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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