my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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