What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
