i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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