did you get engaged???
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
