I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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