belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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