Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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