No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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