Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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