do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Randomize
