I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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