Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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