1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
