her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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