i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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