doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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