do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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