I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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