Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Come share oat with me in your robe
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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