I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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